What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Will Canadians still buy American products?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are some cool confidence hacks?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Do women really cheat more than men?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you think that Trump's plan to deport undocumented immigrants will solve America's housing crisis?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service